Tim Apple is about to be collecting podcast talent like Tom Brady collecting short-fast-white kids in the early aughts… Apple invented podcasting, got comfortable, and then spent the last five years watching YouTube and Spotify turn video podcasts into a cash machine. Well now, Tim Apple is back… and he’s about to put all his Apple mouth breathers on some game… allegedly. (Source: Giphy) In short, Apple announced Monday it's finally b...
The Pentagon is taking a fresh look at its partnership with Anthropic after disagreements over how the company’s Claude AI system can be used in military settings. The talks have reportedly become tense in recent months as both sides tried to agree on limits around the technology. Anthropic has pushed to block certain uses of its AI, including large-scale surveillance of U.S. citizens and weapons systems that could operate without a human making the final decision. Defense officials,...
Costco Wholesale (NASDAQ: COST) is facing a proposed class action lawsuit in federal court alleging it failed to disclose salmonella contamination risks tied to a Nebraska chicken processing facility. The complaint, filed in Seattle by Missouri resident Lisa Taylor, contends that salmonella contamination at Costco’s Fremont, Nebraska plant was not disclosed to consumers who purchased Kirkland Signature rotisserie chicken and raw chicken products. The lawsuit alleges the facility “...
If you thought Ray Dalio’s weekend Doomer Twitter article was scary… catch a load of what Deutsche Bank just said. Hint: it might force you to look at your AI-heavy portfolio the way you look at milk that expired a week ago. Technically fine. Probably. According to the suits based in Frankfurt, this little AI wobble we’ve all been watching from the front row is not a random blip, and it sure as heck didn’t start in February. They say the seeds were planted all the...
Hey dad, what was it like when Bitcoin was trading at $100k+? (Source: Giphy) The last time things were looking this bleak for crypto, Coinbase was going full-send with its “America Loves Crypto” concert LOL. Oh how the turntables, they say. Case in point: Coinbase just posted a $667 million net loss and watched revenue crater 20% to $1.8 billion, which is a hell of a way to remind everyone that crypto's "this time is different" belief always ends...
Call your grandma and let her know that trip to Walgreens is officially cancelled. Because the (pharmacy) game done changed. Jeff Bezos’ global takeover operation (read: Amazon) just announced it’s expanding same-day prescription delivery to nearly 4,500 U.S. cities and towns by the end of 2026. That’s roughly 2,000 new communities, including full statewide coverage in Idaho and Massachusetts. In other words: if you can get a Prime package of protein powder and a knockoff...
Somebody get my portfolio some milk… If you or someone you love has been victimized by a bi-polar market that has you jumping out of your seat one day and crying in the corner the next… you may be entitled to compensation retail therapy. (Source: Giphy) In short, the market as a whole was taken behind the barn today with the Dow dumping 669 point, the S&P plummeting -1.5%, and the Nasdaq sliding -2%. Why? Because once again the main conversa...
God forbid Congress actually have a backbone for once… No matter which team you’re batting for (or if you’re just here for the popcorn) DC delivered an Academy Award level performance yesterday. Pam Blondie’s hearing didn’t exactly rewrite the history books. It did, however, turn half of Twitter into a confused thirst trap while the other half screamed about transparency. Politics, baby. The standout moment? When pressed on why she allegedly sat on the Epstei...
Fun fact: My waist size and the size of McDonald's recent earnings are in direct correlation… Well, friends… It appears McDonald's just reminded everyone that America will absolutely budget for fries before it budgets for therapy. The house Ronald built put up a stellar showing of $7B in revenue vs. $6.84B expected while adjusted EPS came in at $3.12 vs. the $3.05 expected. Oh, and Global and U.S. comps absolutely mooned 5.7% and 6.8% respectively. “...
“Oh, so that’s why there’s 10 houses in my neighborhood that have had a yard sign out for months now…” -me after seeing the latest housing data It might not be the greatest time to take up flipping houses as a sidehustle (that is unless you want to be paying the mortgage for 6 months). Because January home sales just gave every self-titled “expert” who’s been screaming about a colossal housing crash since 2020… actual data to support...
At this point, Goldman’s board should just let DJ D-Sol remix ‘Looking for a man in finance’ with the Chainsmokers… Remember when bank executives were hauled before Congress to explain why they were making nine figures while the global economy was actively collapsing? Yeah, neither do they. (Source: Giphy) In short, every CEO at the six largest U.S. banks just pulled down $40 million or more in annual compensation. (I’m not crying, yo...
Everyone: “Okay sure, OpenAI bought Jony Ive’s startup for $6B… but at some point they have to chill, right?” Sam Altman: “Hold. My. GPU.” HOLY SH*T! The creator of viral AI agent OpenClaw, Austrian developer Peter Steinberger, is officially joining OpenAI. And according to Altman, OpenClaw will “live in a foundation” inside the company as an open-source project that OpenAI will continue to support. Translation? The agent wars are about to g...
For nearly two years, the artificial intelligence buildout has been framed as a strategic necessity for the country. In response, data centers have gone up at a record pace, capital spending has surged, and tech giants have raced to secure power capacity wherever they can find it. It’s no longer some distant, abstract trend either… just yesterday, my in-laws were telling me a Mag 7 company is putting one up not far from their house. Now officials in Washington are turning their a...
Rivian Automotive (NASDAQ: RIVN) reported fourth-quarter results above Wall Street expectations and outlined plans to increase vehicle deliveries to between 62,000 and 67,000 units in 2026.For the fourth quarter, the company posted an adjusted loss of $0.54 per share on revenue of $1.29 billion. Analysts surveyed by LSEG had expected a loss of $0.68 per share and revenue of $1.26 billion. Full-year 2025 revenue totaled $5.37 billion, including $1.7 billion in the fourth quarter, representing...
Live look at Oklo HODL’ers realizing they actually have some real competition to worry about… If I had to guess what Jeff Bezos’ Google search history looked like this week, I’m going with: “why does my wife act like she’d rather marry Leo DiCaprio” “how to build a nuclear empire without looking evil.” Because would you look at that? Amazon’s atomic sidekick X-Energy just got the federal green light to cook up reactor fuel fo...
Moderna (NYSE: MRNA) reported lower fourth-quarter revenue as demand for Covid-19 vaccines continued to decline, while reiterating its expectation of up to 10% revenue growth in 2026 following recent and planned product launches. For the quarter, the company recorded revenue of $678 million, compared with $996 million in the same period a year earlier. The result exceeded analysts’ estimates of approximately $635 million. Full-year 2025 revenue totaled $1.9 billion, compared with $3.2 bill...
Well what do you know? I guess actions do have consequences… for some people… Ever since the Jeffrey Epstein circus swallowed the news cycle, the biggest gripe has been obvious… where are the consequences? Especially for the folks who basically self-snitched via unsettling Blackberry emails circa 2008. And there definitely weren’t many companies volunteering to make an example out of their own CEO. That is no longer the case. DP World (the logistics gol...
Hey there player, Before we get started, check out ticker symbol: NCI. Our scanner flagged it as the #1 stock to watch after it got halted on Wednesday… and then it almost immediately doubled from $1.54 to $2.94 (+90%). Not bad, right? But it wasn’t done. This morning it exploded to a high of $3.38… a 119% move from when our scanner first alerted it. If you want access to trades like these every day, BEFORE the masses know about them, make sure you’re openin...
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