Zuck Dodged the Stand With a Last-Minute Deal… And Buried Years of Privacy Skeletons With It

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Zuck Dodged the Stand With a Last-Minute Deal… And Buried Years of Privacy Skeletons With It

Mark Zuckerberg has faced his fair share of awkward moments over the years… like being grilled by senators who still think Wi-Fi is a type of sandwich, or launching a Metaverse demo that looked like The Sims if the characters gave up on life. But this week, he was on the brink of doing something that makes even those cringe fests look like a vacation: testifying under oath in a courtroom packed with lawyers and receipts.

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Instead, just as the court was sharpening its pencils and prepping the coffee, Zuck and a crew of Meta insiders (Sheryl Sandberg, Marc Andreessen, Peter Thiel) decided to settle a lawsuit that had the potential to peel back years of privacy skeletons.

The case traces all the way back to the OG Facebook scandal: Cambridge Analytica. You remember… it was the data free-for-all that handed off the personal info of tens of millions of users to a political consulting firm tied to the 2016 Trump campaign. You couldn’t open your phone in 2018 without seeing Zuck in front of a Senate committee, blinking like someone just told him how passwords work.

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(Source: The Guardian)

As a result, Facebook got hit with a $5 billion fine by the FTC in 2019… the biggest privacy fine in U.S. history. But surprisingly, Meta’s shareholders weren’t mad about the fine itself. They were mad that the company allegedly overpaid to keep Zuckerberg’s name out of it. (Like, “Here’s $5B… now let’s pretend Mark didn’t just run Facebook like an unlicensed data laundromat.”)

So shareholders sued Zuckerberg personally, along with ten other execs, claiming they should cough up a combined $8 billion to reimburse the company. Because if you greenlight an illegal data-harvesting empire, apparently you don’t get to swipe the corporate Amex and walk away. (Unless you do… which brings us to this week.)

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This wasn’t some vague, future-court-date situation. Zuck was scheduled to testify on Monday. Sandberg? Wednesday. Marc Andreessen was literally about to take the stand today. Day one had already kicked off with an expert witness pointing out “gaps and weaknesses” in Facebook’s privacy controls.

But just as it looked like we were about to witness the tech-world version of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard (complete with hopes for an “I stepped on a bee” moment or maybe some metaphorical feces on the bed) they settled. Just an undisclosed agreement, a polite nod from the judge, and the whole thing wrapped up before it even had a chance to get messy. There were no cross-examinations and no dramatic courtroom “Objection!” moments. Just… poof.

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This case wasn’t about Meta the company. In fact, Meta wasn’t even named as a defendant. This was about holding actual people accountable. The ones who made the calls, signed off on the decisions, and allegedly ran Facebook with the same level of oversight our politicians are giving the Epstein case. (Read: none.)

And it was one of the rare opportunities for shareholders (aka, the people who fund this chaos) to demand that tech royalty answer some uncomfortable questions. Like: Why did Facebook pay a $5B fine without batting an eye? Who exactly was being protected? But by settling, they took the classic Big Tech route: write a massive check behind closed doors, make no admissions, and let the PR team crank out another “We care about your privacy” blog post no one reads. (Zuck didn’t want a trial. He wanted a “click to accept and move on” button.)

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No one’s getting exposed. No one’s Venmo-ing Meta $8 billion. And no, we’ll never get to see Zuck squirm under oath while explaining why your data was treated with less care than a group chat on a hacked Android. But this case confirmed what many already assumed: when things get too real, Meta’s top brass would rather ghost the courtroom than face questions with actual stakes.

The settlement may have saved Zuckerberg from public embarrassment, but it didn’t erase the optics. Because nothing says “I did nothing wrong” like spending millions (or billions) to avoid having to say that out loud in court. We didn’t get the trial. But we did get one more reminder that the Metaverse isn’t the only thing Zuck’s trying to escape.

At the time of publishing this article, Stocks.News holds positions in Meta as mentioned in the article. 

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