UnitedHealth CEO Bails Mid-Crisis… Just in Time to Miss the Next Stock Collapse

Less than a month after the stock got absolutely piledriven (dropping 22% in a single-day, its worst since Bill Clinton swore he “did not have relations”) UnitedHealth is back in the red. And this time, they can’t pin it on some “don’t worry, it’s just a bad quarter” excuse. Not unless someone can explain how tariffs or TikTok bans are responsible for Medicare Advantage patients blowing up their cost models.

Because this morning, before the birds even started chirping… UnitedHealth announced that CEO Andrew Witty was stepping down effective immediately for (you guessed it) “personal reasons.” Anytime I hear those words, I just assume the board locked him out of his office and threw his personal items in a cardboard box outside.

Stepping in is Stephen Hemsley, the former CEO from 2006 to 2017 and current board chairman. If this feels like a "call Dad to fix it" situation… that’s because it is. Hemsley was already hanging out in the boardroom, watching this train wreck unfold, when the board tapped him to suit up again.

And just to air all of their dirty laundry out, UnitedHealth also said: “Hey, about that unacceptable 2025 forecast we gave you? Yeah, it’s even worse than that, the one that caused our stock to have its biggest crash since the Truman Show was running. According to UnitedHealth, the company suspended its full-year outlook because of “accelerated care activity,” expanded benefit types, and (most notably) higher-than-expected costs from new Medicare Advantage patients.

And you guessed it, UNH shares are down another 9%. If you’re keeping score at home, that means the stock has lost over $120 billion in market cap in less than a month. And it’s now on track for its worst day since 2021… which is starting to feel like a recurring event on their calendar.

To be fair, UnitedHealth has had one hell of a year. Back in December, Brian Thompson, CEO of its UnitedHealthcare unit, was tragically murdered outside an investor conference in New York in what police described as a “targeted attack.” That shocking incident shook the entire industry… and Witty was thrust into the national spotlight.

Since then, he’s tried to lead through what he called “unusual and unacceptable” performance. And honestly, he’s not wrong, dropping 35% in a month isn’t just unusual for a Dow component… it’s practically unheard of.

The company now says it hopes to “return to growth in 2026.” Which is great… if investors were planning to hibernate for the next 18 months. But when the nation’s largest health insurer starts talking like a pre-revenue startup, Wall Street gets scared.

It’s clear with Hemsley back in the big office, the company’s trying anything they can to get this train back on the tracks.

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