TSMC Earnings Masterclass + U.S. Soil Factory Spree = Chips Back on God Mode (‘Murica!)

“LOL and you all thought AI was done because michael "20 of the last 2 recessions" burry started tweeting sh*t” - tech stocks yesterday… 

Bigly day for the one country Xi Jinping acts like a stage-5 clinger for. The big headline that didn’t go unnoticed was that Taiwanese chip and tech companies are committing $250B in U.S. production capacity, backed by the Taiwanese government guaranteeing $250B in credit. Which is basically Taiwan pulling up to America with a duffel bag full of capex and saying, “Where do you want the factories?”

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Naturally, a big chunk of that money is headed straight for the desert (read: Arizona). Taiwan Semiconductor has apparently been scooping up hundreds of acres next to its existing location in bumf*ck Arizona so it can keep printing the most important rectangles on earth while Americans get their “Made in America” on. In exchange, Donny Politics agreed to cap reciprocal tariffs on Taiwan at 15%, down from 20%. Plus, the U.S. is committing to zero reciprocal tariffs on generic pharmaceuticals, aircraft components, and a handful of natural resources.

And yet, the part that made every chip investor sit up straighter? Is that if you build chip fabs in the U.S., you get special treatment. If you don’t, you get spiritually nuked. Case in point: Companies that are actively building in America can import up to 2.5x the capacity they’re constructing while the factories are still being built… tariff-free. 

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And yes, this is absolutely aimed at Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co., because TSMC is the main character in the chip economy whether anyone likes it or not. Meanwhile, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick basically implied that Taiwanese chip companies that don’t build in the U.S. are staring at tariffs that could go as high as 100%. Which… just say “ban” at this point? Geez. Of course, that was all part one of the chaos…as in the U.S. quietly trying to drag 40% of Taiwan’s supply chain onto American soil before the geopolitical roulette wheel lands on something ugly.

But then, part two happened: TSMC dropped earnings. And it was the exact kind of report that makes markets act like they just found religion again. The receipts were as follows: Q4 profit up 35% year-over-year. Guidance confident. AI demand is still strong. Capex expectations climbing.Which matters because TSMC isn’t a hype company. It doesn’t do inspirational speeches. It doesn’t do “vision.” It does fabs, yield rates, and straight cash homie invoices.

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Translation: When that company starts talking about ramping spending in 2026, the market hears one thing and one thing only: “The AI money is still very much real.” And suddenly the entire chip complex caught a second wind. Meaning, everyone who was just doomposting about “peak AI” 48 hours ago went back to posting rocket emojis like nothing happened. Bigly. 

So yeah… long story short, Taiwan got a trade deal, tariff relief, and an earnings hard on in the same 24-hour window. And America got what it actually wanted: more chips on U.S. soil, less uncertainty, and a little less “what if China…” hanging over every portfolio manager’s head. Win = win. Until next time, friends… 

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