Trump Grabs Vietnam By The Trade Deficit, 20% Tariff, 40% for Cheaters, and Zero F***s Given

Some presidents sign trade deals. Donald Trump shakes down entire countries and then brags about it on Truth Social like he just won the Super Bowl and hit the Powerball in the same afternoon. Spoiler: He kind of did. The U.S. just strong-armed Vietnam into a trade “deal” that’s basically a ransom note with a White House letterhead: 20% tariff on all Vietnamese imports, 40% if they try to funnel Chinese goods through the back door. Bigly. 

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In short, Vietnamese exports to the U.S. are the financial lifeblood of their economy… over 30% of Vietnam’s GDP is basically whatever Americans are too cheap to buy domestically. Trump just looked at that, licked his finger, and wrote a 20% tax on every pair of Nikes, every patio chair, and every piece of fast fashion currently rotting in your Amazon cart. And for the transshipment crowd (shoutout to all the logistics bros laundering “Made in China” tags through Hanoi)... go kick rocks, because it’s 40% now. That pipeline is now officially closed for business, unless you enjoy paying taxes that make California look libertarian. 

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Naturally, the press is losing its mind. “Tariffs are taxes on Americans!” Yes, that’s the textbook answer, but here’s the part they never admit: Vietnam has next to zero pricing power. You think Walmart and Nike are going to eat that cost? No… their Vietnamese suppliers are about to get hit with the classic Trump two-step: “Cut your margins or I’ll find someone who will.” That’s how you get a trade surplus, not a photo op. Translation: This is the part where the U.S. stops getting played for a chump on the global stage. 

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As for investors, here’s what matters: Not only did the market moon on the news, Trump’s tariffs are an absolute clinic in using American demand as a crowbar. Vietnam blinked. China’s transshipping scam just got stomped. And U.S. importers are about to relearn that “cheap” is only cheap until someone with actual backbone rewrites the rulebook. Meanwhile, Trump’s claiming “total access” for U.S. goods into Vietnam… no tariffs, no games. Is Vietnam about to become a top market for American SUVs and farm equipment? Absolutely not. But that’s not the point. The message is clear: you want access to American wallets, you play by American rules.

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Over time, this just adds more fuel to the fire of American growth. Sure, in the short term, importers may technically pay some duty, and U.S. corporations will groan… BUT, Vietnam’s government and its sweatshop brigade are the ones who’ll have to eat margin or get priced out. Translation: the playing field just got a hell of a lot less tilted. And as of right now, everyone is here for it. At the time of this writing, all three indexes (Dow, Nasdaq, and S&P) are up +0.80%, +0.92%, and +0.76%, respectively. 

Meaning, keep your eyes on this rally and place your bets accordingly, friends. I have a feeling we are just getting started. Until next time… 

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