Targets “F’around and Find Out” Reality Just Hit (And The Market Is Ecstatic)

Live look at John Gisondi yesterday… 

(Source: Reddit) 

You know that sound when someone jiggles your front door in the middle of the night? That’s just what happened to Target. In short, hedge fund TCIM has officially built a stake in Walmarts “woke” sibling after Target's been doing it’s best impression of a department store stuck in 2019. 

The stock’s down ~60% from its pandemic peak. Twelve straight quarters of “growth, but like… spiritually.” Walmart’s printing money. Costco’s cult is thriving. All while Target is out here betting on aura to carry it on it’s back. So, naturally, as investors have been punching air for the better half of a well.. While, TCIM showed up. And they aren’t new. The guys who hold the keys at TCIM (read: John Gisondi) sniffed around Kenvue before it got flipped. Translation: They poke companies that own a lot of stuff and ask a very simple question: “Why are you sitting on all this value like it’s a decorative candle?”

(Source: Financial Times) 

For more context, Target owns most of its stores in nearly 2,000 locations (which is prime suburban real estate). In other words, Target holds the kind of footprint private equity dreams about while sharpening knives. And yet current management is apparently running it like a mall kiosk. Which is why the activist playbook revolves simply around monetizing the real estate, cutting the corporate bloat, and figuring out how to get all the Stanley Cup moms back into the store. Of course, to Targets credit, they know they’re cooked. They’ve known it for a while. Brian Cornell is out. COO Michael Fiddelke is in. $5B capex plan queued up. Store refreshes, tech upgrades, “elevated experience”... which is all great. 

But here’s the problem: Half the merch comes from overseas. Tariffs are squeezing margins. Discretionary spending is soft. And Target’s whole brand identity lives in the danger zone between “cheap enough to impulse buy” and “nice enough to justify the price.” And spoiler alert, that middle ground gets absolutely rekt in slowdowns. 

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That said, the stock popped 3% on the news, giving current shareholders the most action they’ve had in a while. Mainly because markets love the idea of someone else coming in to clean the kitchen. But this isn’t a quick flip. This is a long, uncomfortable remodel where someone keeps asking why you own so much square footage and do so little with it. Meaning, this party is getting started… and at this moment, Target doesn’t have much to lose. Until next time, friends… 

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