Swiss Bank UBS Threatens to DUMP Its Home Country After Being Lured by U.S. For Deregulation…

“Make Switzerland Poor Again.” – UBS, probably

Swiss banking giant UBS is seriously considering packing up its chocolate and cuckoo clocks and moving to America. Why? Because Switzerland just told them to cough up another $26 billion in capital buffers after the Credit Suisse implosion, and UBS basically said: “Ight, Imma head out…” 

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In short, reports say that execs have already been huddling with Trump administration officials, gaming out a plan that could involve buying a U.S. bank or merging with one. Imagine being PNC or BNY Mellon and suddenly finding out your new parent company is wearing lederhosen.

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For context, the problem so far is that Switzerland wants UBS to beef up its capital cushion by $26B. UBS says that’s “punitive” and “not internationally aligned.” Translation: “we don’t want to play by Basel III rules when Basel, Switzerland is literally our neighbor.” Therefore, the threat is to move HQ to the U.S., where Trump deregulators are already drooling at the thought of luring Europe’s biggest bank across the Atlantic.

But, but, but… moving to the U.S. is just the start. From there, UBS is saying they’ll likely merge with or acquire a mid-tier American lender (PNC, BNY Mellon, take your pick) and bypass deposit-cap restrictions that prevent JPMorgan from gobbling anyone else up. However, with that said… It's worth remembering that  UBS only exists in this form because they bailed out Credit Suisse in 2023. Now, regulators want to make sure they can survive the next storm. UBS calls it overkill.

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For instance, UBS chairman Colm Kelleher and CEO Sergio Ermotti are playing the classic too-big-to-fail poker hand: threaten to leave, hope regulators blink. Switzerland can’t afford to lose its crown-jewel bank. But the U.S. would love nothing more than to snag one.

Meaning, if UBS actually relocates, it would be one of the most dramatic financial migrations in decades. Switzerland would lose its global banking flagship. The U.S. would pick up a $126B market-cap institution ready to write checks and scoop up mid-tier banks. For investors, it’s simple: UBS wants out of handcuffs. If Trump’s America offers looser regs and more M&A freedom, don’t be shocked if Zurich wakes up one day without its biggest bank. Of course, only time will tell how this all works out… but hey, at least the U.S. may get to cop another big bank… said no one ever. Until next time, friends…

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