Nancy Pelosi’s AI Stock Pick Jumps 36% Overnight… But Are Her Long-Term Options the Real Clue?

Nancy Pelosi is back at it. The former House Speaker turned stock-market-sorceress has once again left us peasants scratching our heads as she stacks cash faster than everyone’s favorite washed up free agent quarterback (I see you Deshaun Watson). 

This time, she dumped Apple and Nvidia like yesterday’s leftover lasagna and dove headfirst into Tempus AI… a stock that, coincidentally (wink wink), soared 36% after her trade was disclosed. (Siri, can you play me “All I Do is Win” by DJ Khaled).

I know sometimes the topic is over discussed… but Nancy’s stock portfolio is stuff of Wall Street folklore. Since 2014, her trades have delivered a staggering 700% return. In 2024 alone, her portfolio outperformed hedge funds, AI trading bots, and probably your crypto gamble with a 54% return.

And let’s not forget Paul Pelosi, her husband/investment banker/guy who presses buy and sell (probably in his underwear). Critics call it insider trading. Nancy calls it “just being really, really good at this game.” Sure, Nancy. I’m sure your amazing luck has nothing to do with your Congressional briefings.

But that’s not why I’m writing this… You see, Nancy has a new shiny stock in her portfolio: Tempus AI. This health-tech company uses artificial intelligence to diagnose diseases, predict treatment outcomes, and probably tell your doctor they’ve been winging it this whole time. It’s cutting-edge stuff, which makes sense because Nancy doesn’t settle for anything less than futuristic. Last week, she purchased 50 call options with a $20 strike price, expiring in 2026, for somewhere between $50,000 and $100,000. A few days later, Tempus stock popped 36% in a day. Coincidence? Right…. 

Tempus even has this fancy new AI app called Olivia. Think of Olivia as the overachieving nerd who organizes all your health data while also subtly shaming you for skipping your annual check-up. It’s a big deal, and Wall Street analysts are drooling, setting a $56 price target for the stock. That’s another 20% upside, which means Nancy will probably buy herself another vineyard by March.

Of course, no Pelosi stock trade is complete without a side of scandal. Politicians aren’t technically supposed to trade on insider info, but let’s be honest… what are rules when you’re Nancy Pelosi? Her trades outperform hedge funds, beat the S&P 500 into submission, and leave the rest of us wondering if we should just copy her disclosures and call it a day. Despite the public outcry, Nancy doesn’t seem bothered. In fact, she’s probably laughing at us from her mansion, sipping a glass of wine, and scrolling through Unusual Whales to see how many people are tracking her trades.

Tempus isn’t her only recent play. Nancy also bought call options in energy giant Vistra, dropping between $500,000 and $1 million on a trade that’s already up 6%. Apparently, when she’s not busy legislating (ahem), she’s crafting the world’s most enviable stock portfolio.

Investors are now asking the obvious: “Should I just do what Nancy does?” Honestly, why not? She clearly knows something we don’t… or at least, her Congressional intel briefings do. The real trick is timing. By the time her trades are disclosed, half the upside is already gone. But hey, if Pelosi’s trades keep this streak going, Wall Street might as well rename the S&P 500 to the Nancy 500. 

As for Tempus AI… analysts are eyeing a $56 price target. The company’s AI-driven healthcare tech is undeniably cool, boasting a data platform 50 times larger than The Cancer Genome Atlas. But let’s not forget it IPO’d at $37 last June, soared to $79, then tanked in a matter of days.

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Stocks.News has positions in Nvidia, Apple, Tempus AI, and Vistra mentioned in article.