Google Just Put Google Finance on the AI Juice… (YOLO’ers Beware)

Google Finance is trying to get on that Stocks.News premium game… 

Google is finally remembering it owns Google Finance. Sure, it’s been the beige wallpaper of the finance world for years… always there, rarely exciting, and mostly ignored unless you accidentally clicked it from the search bar. But now, Google’s decided to slap some AI lipstick on the thing and call it a market research tool.

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In short, the revamp, rolling out over the next few weeks in the U.S., gives Google Finance a built-in chatbot, advanced charting tools, and a real-time news feed. Whereas, the update means you can now type something like “What’s Tesla’s free cash flow trend over the last 12 quarters, and how detrimentally f*ked are they if rates stay high?...and Google will hand back a coherent answer, links included, instead of making you click through 14 tabs and a Yahoo Finance forum argument from 2014.

(Source: Tech Crunch) 

The glow-up also includes a beefed-up charting suite, with technical indicators like moving average envelopes, candlestick charts, and expanded data for commodities and cryptocurrencies. A new live news feed will pump in up-to-the-minute headlines so you can see the market’s mood swings in real time. And if you hate all of this, Google will let you toggle back to the old design… a rare nod to those who think “AI” stands for Absolutely Inaccurate.

Side note: Let’s just go ahead and pour one out for the memecoin mouth breathers who ask Google Finance’s AI bot if they should YOLO into fartcoin LOL. And all Gods degenerates said…

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If you ask me though, while Google is looking to put their finance tool on the juice, it’s still playing catch-up. Why? Because while Google is busy figuring out how to show you candlestick charts, Stocks.News Premium has been busy handing traders proprietary data that moves before the headlines. Translation: Google’s AI will tell you what’s happening now. Stocks.News tells you what the catalyst is BEFORE the sexy moves happen. Which, in my opinion, is the difference between watching the fireworks and owning the lighter.

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You move Google. Until next time, friends…

At the time of publishing, Stocks.News holds positions in Alphabet and Tesla as mentioned in the article.