I’m not going to lie, Tesla’s humanoid robot plans are starting to sound like a fever dream cooked up by a sci-fi writer on a RedBull addiction, but here we are. Elon Musk, never one to shy away from making the most audacious claims in tech, has declared that Tesla’s Optimus robots could become “the biggest product ever in history by far.” Hell, forget EVs, solar panels, or even rocket ships—this is officially Musk’s new crown jewel. And yes, he’s betting the house on it.
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In short, presumably after the former Denny’s worker (read: Jensen Huang) bodybagged the Quantum Computing industry at CES, Musk laid out a vision that’s equal parts utopian and dystopian, depending on how you feel about robots potentially outnumbering humans three or four to one. The math here isn’t subtle—Musk is talking about tens of billions of robots, each one designed to handle labor-intensive tasks, freeing humans from the drudgery of work. Or, you know, just taking over your job entirely. Either way, Musk insists this is where we’re heading, and Tesla’s ramp-up plan is aggressive enough to make even its most skeptical investors do a double take.
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For instance, Tesla plans to roll out a few thousand Optimus robots in 2025. By 2026, production will scale by a factor of ten to somewhere between 50,000 and 100,000 units. And by 2027, another 10x jump to half a million robots. If this sounds absurdly fast, that’s because it is. Even for Tesla—a company that thrives on turning impossible timelines into weird but effective marketing campaigns—this kind of scale feels like something out of a simulation. Yet Musk is dead serious, and Tesla’s AI advancements, honed by years of work on its Full Self-Driving tech, might actually give the company a shot at pulling this off.
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What’s more is that this isn’t just about selling cool “Subservience” like robots (*wink wink*), it’s about reshaping the entire friggin’ economy. See, Musk has long been obsessed with the idea that cheap, abundant robot labor could fundamentally change how we think about capital and productivity. If robots can do all the work, what does that mean for wages? For consumption? For the very concept of “value”? Musk floated the idea that in this robot-driven future, “it’s not even clear what money means.” Translation: Regardless, Elon gonna Elon.
For Wall Street, this whole robot thing is both thrilling and terrifying. On one hand, Tesla could be pioneering a market so massive that it makes the EV business look like a side hustle. Deutsche Bank analyst Edison Yu recently valued Tesla’s humanoid robot business at $22 a share, or roughly $70 billion. That’s based on the idea that Tesla might sell 200,000 robots annually by 2035. But Musk’s projections make that look like a rounding error. Tens of billions of units? The numbers start to break down because they’re so far outside what anyone thought was realistic.
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And yet, Tesla’s not exactly alone here. Companies like Honda and Boston Dynamics have been playing in the humanoid robot space for years. The difference is, Tesla isn’t just building robots—it’s leveraging its expertise in AI and manufacturing to make them scalable and, crucially, affordable. That’s the Tesla playbook: take a complex product, find a way to mass-produce it, and then dominate the market. Whether that works for humanoid robots remains to be seen, but if anyone’s willing to bet on it, it’s obviously our homeboy Musk.
Now with that said, you don’t have to buy into Musk’s grand vision. You could just chalk this up as another round of Elon being Elon, making provocative statements to keep Tesla at the center of every tech and finance conversation. But here’s the thing: even if Tesla only gets halfway to Musk’s goals, that’s still a monumental achievement. And that’s the thing about Musk—he doesn’t have to be 100% right to change the game.
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In the end, will Tesla’s robots redefine labor, the economy, and even romance? Who the hell knows. Will they arrive on Musk’s timeline? Probably not. But either way, you’ve got to admit, the man knows how to keep us talking and glued to whatever he’s about to say (or tweet) next.
For now, do what you will with this information and place your bets accordingly. As always, stay safe and stay frosty, friends! Until next time…
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