Accenture BEATS Earnings, Then Offers $865 Million Sacrifice In The Name Of AI…

Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ‘em… 

Accenture beat earnings today, then turned around and told 700,000 employees, “Congrats, some of you are about to be recycled in the name of juicing margins.” In short, the Dublin-based consulting behemoth announced a six-month, $865M restructuring program… which means a guillotine of  severance checks, selective asset dumps, and a wholesale purge of anyone with skills deemed “nonviable.” In their place will come AI, retraining, and a new “talent strategy” that basically boils down to: adapt, or watch your badge stop working. 

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Additionally, the move is nothing but small here. 615M already hit last quarter, another $250M is coming this quarter, and all that “savings” will be redirected toward retraining the survivors and shoving more cash into digital and AI services. Accenture’s bookings hit $21.3B, with $1.8B explicitly tied to AI. Translation: If you want to know how consultancy boardrooms read the future… it’s by one giant slide with AI circled in blood red marker. 

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Of course, there is some geopolitical zestyness with this report. For instance, Trump just slapped a $100K annual fee on H-1B visas, turning imported labor into a luxury item. Accenture is one of the top 25 abusers beneficiaries of the program, with over 1,500 approvals this year alone. But CEO Julie Sweet swears only ~5% of their U.S. staff rely on H-1Bs, so the company will “manage through.” Meaning, they’ll 100% pass the cost along and bill the government $400 an hour for a guy in Bangalore anyway.

Now, since we are on the topic of the U.S. government here, keep in mind that federal contracts make up 8% of Accenture’s revenue… which took a hit thanks to delays and cancellations. That drag cut about 20 basis points off growth. And yet, bookings bounced back after two negative quarters, proof that no matter how “uncertain” the world feels, some CFOs just can’t keep their money in their wallets. 

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For investors, this tells us one thing: Accenture is quietly whispering that the old consulting model… a.k.a armies of MBAs solving made-up problems, simply don’t scale anymore. he new model is armies of MBAs plus AI, with fewer humans collecting health insurance. Restructuring is the polite word, but the real story is $865M in headcount and overhead sacrificed to keep margins intact while the firm chases $1.8B in AI-tagged revenue that analysts can write sexy notes about.

At the end of the day though, investors don’t care who gets axed, they care about conversion. Case in point: Adjusted EPS beat ($3.03 vs. $2.98), revenue beat ($17.6B vs. $17.36B), and yet the 2026 guidance (2–5% growth) came in light. That’s why the stock popped, then sagged. Wall Street wants AI to lift all boats, but Accenture is still tied to boring old government contracts and IT consulting budgets… which isn’t exactly the sexiest multiple (unless you’re building absolute units that reap mass destruction like RTX or Palantir). 

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But alas, while Accenture is trying to get in bed with AI no matter how much long-term baggage comes with it… they’ll still get credit for “pivoting” while gutting thousands of jobs and praying Trump’s visa crackdown doesn’t nuke their labor arbitrage machine. For now though, the main takeaway is this: Accenture just gave the Street the only two things it ever respects… a beat and a blood sacrifice. Place your bets accordingly. Until next time, friends… 

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