While Michael Saylor and every crypto dude in your contacts were having a legit rager over the weekend, Xiaomi did its best impression of “I’m the captain now” to Samsung. In short, at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona (the Coachella for nerds), Xiaomi unveiled the Xiaomi 15 and the pricier, camera-obsessed Xiaomi 15 Ultra—which doesn’t sound to “wowing” until you realize that Xiaomi is in the middle of riding a face-melting 300% rally over the last year. 

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So, what’s really in the box here? Well, Xaiomi’s two new blockbuster phones are packed with Qualcomm’s latest Snapdragon 8 Elite processor, promising enough horsepower to smoothly doom scroll TikTok while simultaneously ignoring your unread emails. But the real news is the price points/features these bad boys are set at.

For instance, the Xiaomi 15 kicks off at €999 ($1,047 / £899), sitting £100 above Samsung’s Galaxy S25—but offers double the storage (256GB standard)---a.k.a. More bang for your buck when it comes to meme storage. Meanwhile, the 15 Ultra is an unapologetically bougie €1,499 ($1,571 / £1,299)—£50 pricier than the Galaxy S25 Ultra. But if your top priority is camera quality (read: thirst trapping on TikTok), Xiaomi thinks you'll happily dodge rent payments for it. 

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In addition, Xiaomi is clearly feeling itself on the camera front too. On the back of the 15 Ultra is an outrageously obnoxious, circular camera bump featuring a 1-inch LYT-900 sensor. Translation for people who don’t make their phones camera quality their entire personality, this giant sensor captures more light and detail than anything Samsung is currently packing, which means my wifes brunch pics are about to look suspiciously more professional.

On the other hand, the Ultra also rocks two telephoto lenses, including a completely unnecessary (but very appreciated) 200MP periscope lens with 4.3x optical zoom. There's also an optional camera grip accessory that clips onto your phone—bigly. Plus, Xiaomi even teamed up with Leica again—yes, the legendary camera brand—to sprinkle in some fancy filters and vintage camera aesthetics that'll make your photos look like they're straight off a Wes Anderson set. So yeah, Samsung is in a heap of trouble with Xaomi’s new upgrades—and shocker, so is Elon.

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See, Xiaomi didn't just bring phones to MWC—they casually parked their new EV, the Xiaomi SU7, right in their booth. IDC analyst Francisco Jeronimo noted the car is "clever leverage" to boost Xiaomi’s brand cred. And naturally, investors are eating it up: thanks to a successful EV venture and a surprise smartphone sales rebound (+15.4% globally last year), Xiaomi’s shares have surged 300% in the past 12 months. Safe to say Xiaomi execs are probably celebrating by lighting cigars with Samsung Galaxy phones at this point LOL.

But, but, but… it’s not all endless selfies for Xiamoi. According to Ben Wood from CCS Insight, the premium Android market is "unbelievably crowded," meaning Xiaomi has to square off directly against Samsung, Oppo, and Honor to claw market share. Which also means, Xiaomi’s new phones have to impress buyers enough to pry Galaxy S25s out of their hands—while also fending off aggressive competitors like Oppo, who are hungry enough to eat Xiaomi’s lunch and probably ask for seconds.

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Bottom line, Xaomi’s on a one way ticket to absolutely crushing it with their tech—especially since they’ve pulled up a new EV to rival Tesla along with two slick new phones, a Leica partnership, and a stock price that’s hotter than Nvidia’s GPUs. Which means, Samsung, Oppo, and Honor have officially been put on notice. 

So yeah, for you techies out there who also cosplay as investors, this is definitely something to look into. Because right now, Xaomi has all the momentum going for them, especially as buyers bored of the usual Samsung, Google, or OnePlus offerings now have a legitimate alternative. And that alternative may just be the catalyst to finally take the crown jewel of the android market. 

For now, we wait and see—but in the meantime, stay safe and stay frosty, friends! Until next time… 

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