Coca-Cola just put on an absolute clinic with its earnings, proving once again that no matter how much the economy fluctuates, they will always find a way to squeeze more cash out of the masses. The company just obliterated Wall Street’s expectations, reporting $11.54 billion in revenue—a full $860 million more than analysts had penciled in. Net income hit $2.20 billion, up from last year’s $1.97 billion, presumably because when you own the global sugar addiction pipeline, the money never really stops flowing.

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In short, Coke pretty much body bagged everyone who was betting against them—raising prices by 9% while still selling more product? That's the definition of G.O.A.T. energy, friends. Especially since companies across industries are struggling to pass price hikes onto consumers without tanking demand. But Coke? Coke just keeps jacking up prices, and people keep lining up to pay. Even PepsiCo couldn’t pull this off—its latest earnings showed that consumers finally started pushing back against price increases. But Warren Buffet's sugar daddy addiction? Untouchable.

For more context, Coke Zero Sugar was the crown jewel, with 13% volume growth, proving that people love convincing themselves that switching to diet soda offsets the damage of their triple cheeseburger and fries. The sparkling soft drinks segment—aka the core Coca-Cola empire—grew 2%, while water and tea sales also climbed. (Editor's note: slapping a brand name on bottled tap water is still one of the easiest scams in the game.) 

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Geographically speaking, China, Brazil, and the U.S. carried the quarter, proving that Coke’s empire knows no borders. North America was a standout, with CEO James Quincey practically gloating that transactions and volume both increased, which is basically translated to: “We raised prices and you peasants still couldn’t stop yourselves LOL” (I can say that, because Diet Coke is my love language. So yes, the peasant is me). 

However, not everything was bulletproof—sports drinks and coffee took a hit, because even Coke can’t convince people to overpay for subpar Gatorade knockoffs and gas station-tier coffee. In addition the juice, dairy, and plant-based drinks segment also shrank by 1%. 

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What’s more is there’s also the looming aluminum tariff problem. Trump’s 25% tax on imported aluminum is set to kick in next month, which should have Coke sweating since most of its drinks come in cans. But instead of showing even a hint of concern, Quincey casually shrugged it off, saying they’ll just push more plastic bottles instead. So, if you thought Coke was already drowning the planet in plastic waste, just wait.

Looking ahead, Coke expects 5-6% revenue growth as CFO John Murphy even admitted that they’ll continue to have “a little more price and a little less volume”. But if this earnings was any indication—it’s that the price of Coke won’t have any impact on sales. Meaning, Coca-Cola’s business isn’t just recession-proof—it’s common sense-proof. People will complain about inflation, swear they’re cutting back, and then happily fork over more money for their daily soda fix. And as long as that remains true, Coke will keep winning.

Bottom line? Well, Coca-Cola continues to show everyone that they are the epitome of having a “Moat” in their business. And for investors, that’s the most beautiful thing you could ever ask for. In the meantime, keep an eye on the OG of carbonated liquid and place your bets accordingly. As always, stay safe and stay frosty, friends! Until next time… 

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Stocks.News holds positions in Coca-Cola and Pepsi as mentioned in the article.