The cow is moooning… 

Move over Gold, Beef just printed ATHs… and it’s only the beginning. In case you missed it, America’s meat is putting a chokehold on consumers as ground beef is up 12.8% YoY, roasts +13.6%, steaks +16.6%. All this while overall food inflation peddles around 3.2%. Why? Because America’s cattle inventory is at its lowest since 1951… back when Eisenhower was still testing nukes and nobody had heard of Beyond Meat.

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More specifically, the droughts nailed the range land in Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas, forcing ranchers to liquidate herds left, right, and twice on Sunday. It’s a tragedy that’s left inventories bled out, and now we’ve got the tightest cow supply in 70 years with demand that hasn’t slowed. In the meantime, demand hasn’t blinked. Steakhouses still want their ribeyes, McDonald’s still needs processed diabeetus in a bun, and suddenly you’re still buying the $9.99 “value” pack because your kids refuse to eat lentils. 

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What’s more is that the imports aren’t carrying the team either. The USDA shut down live cattle shipments from Mexico after discovering New World screwworm… a flesh-eating parasite straight out of Alien. Meanwhile, Brazilian beef is staring down a 76% tariff, with other exporters paying plenty too. The global backfill is basically dead on arrival, which means US consumers are stuck. Net result: ranchers who spent years underwater are suddenly clearing $500+ a head and have zero incentive to expand herds when they’re finally bathing in cash.

Naturally, ranching ups are thanking Trump for tariff relief and his “One Big Beautiful Bill” tax cuts, claiming it’s giving them the capital to reinvest. In fact, the National Cattlemen’s Beef Association is calling higher prices a “welcomed change,” because after years of Biden-era inflation, fuel costs, and red tape, family ranches were on the ropes. For investors though, the signal is simple: beef is the inflation trade nobody wanted to believe in. And now, who cares  about Big Tech or Gold right now, when the hottest thing on the market is that juicy roast beef. 

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Translation: Supply isn’t bouncing back anytime soon, and ranchers are busy counting their newfound metric f*k ton of cash… so the only damage to see will clearly be your grocery bill. Meaning, this is what happens when a commodity that actually matters gets structurally constrained… that is, until Mother Nature says otherwise. Until next time, friends… 

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