After blasting Opendoor to the moon, Eric Jackson’s already reloading the meme cannon.

Fresh off turning Opendoor into Reddit’s new chew toy and nudging Carrie Wheeler out of the corner office, Eric Jackson’s wasting zero time. While Carrie’s figuring out where to put her office plants, he’s already chasing his next high-conviction bet.

And surprise… it’s another housing play. Guy clearly gets more turned on by real estate tickers suburban dads do by cordless drills at Home Depot. And honestly? Same. If my last housing stock mooned a kazillion percent and paid me stupid money, I’d be sniffing drywall too. As of today, his latest crush is Better Home & Finance Holding Co. (BETR +45%). He’s calling it the “Shopify of mortgages.” Which, honestly, sounds like a nightmare if you’ve ever actually used Shopify’s backend… but sure Eric, let’s roll with it.

(Source: CNBC)

And unlike the non-stop spam of “next Tesla” pitches that feel like Nigerian prince emails with a stock ticker, Jackson’s angle has at least a whiff of credibility. He swears Better Home is bulldozing and rebuilding the $15 trillion mortgage market with AI. And he might have a point here… according to him, the stock trades at a stupidly low valuation compared to newly public Figure Technology (FIGR). Figure trades at 19× 2026 sales. Better trades at 1×… but (Jackson claims) is growing faster. And in case you didn’t catch the scale of his conviction, he tossed out the magic words: “350-bagger in 2 years.” Ok Eric, you have my attention.

In his writeup, Jackson’s made it clear this isn’t another meme circus. He literally said, “They laugh at BETR now at $34 like they laughed at CVNA at $3.50 and OPEN at 51¢. But this is no meme.” Which is exactly what someone who just turned Opendoor into a meme would say.

Still, you can’t argue with the man’s track record. He rode Carvana from junkyard scrap to meme Lamborghini. He gave Opendoor retail cult-status. If you’re trying to 10x your money before Jerome Powell’s next haircut, Eric Jackson is your spiritual leader.

So yeah, Eric Jackson wants you to believe Better Home is the Shopify of mortgages. And to be fair, the stock’s already moving… up 36% last week and another 45% so far today after his post. He sees a $500 million baby unicorn grazing in a $15 trillion pasture. Normally, I’d roast this kind of prediction the same way I’ve roasted Mama Cathie’s “Bitcoin at $1 trillion by 2030” prophecy… but the truth is, the man hasn’t missed yet. 

Whether this turns out to be a legendary call like Carvana or Opendoor…or the financial version of microwaving aluminum foil, one thing’s certain: Jackson just made mortgage lending sound like party conversation.

(And yes, “mortgage” and “fun” have never belonged in the same sentence until today.)

At the time of publishing this article, Stocks.News holds positions in Tesla as mentioned in the article.