“Tell me you padded the numbers without telling me you padded the numbers…”

FedEd is back in the spotlight today as they just “mutually” showed their Chief Digital Information Offer what happens when you “F around and find out”. Translation:  Sriram Krishnasamy is “mutually stepping down” after months of internal whispering turned into a full-blown probe into whether the crown jewel of FedEx’s tech rebrand, Dataworks, was more Fyre Festival than an actual revenue engine. 

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Of course, they’re saying he wasn’t the target of the investigation. Just the guy in charge of the thing being investigated. Totally different. Definitely not FedEx’s way of saying “we’re not mad, we’re just disappointed.” But alas, Krishnasamy, who spent 28 years at FedEx climbing from financial analyst to the spiritual leader of their digital awakening, will stick around as an “executive advisor” through October. Meaning, he’s sit in a few transition meetings, collect the rest of his pay, and quietly ride off into the sunset as if nothing ever happened. 

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As for Dataworks, it was supposed to be the Tesla of FedEx: sleek, algorithmic, unencumbered by pallets or fuel surcharges. It promised to turn shipment data into gold, sell predictive analytics to clients, optimize routes, and generally do all the things they told investors you could do with AI. But now the narrative is shifting from innovation to maybe-we-should-double-check-those-numbers. With that said, FedEx still hasn’t released details on what the probe actually found, but you don’t “mutually agree” to fire your digital chief mid-restructure because things were going great. Krishnasamy wouldn’t have laid an egg on this whole shindig, FedEx would have paraded him through the earnings call with confetti and a DJ-Sol rave… but they didn’t. 

And it just makes things even worse considering the company is smack dab in the middle of a full-body transplant as they try to  swap out its bones and organs while still running overnight delivery. For context, it’s already juggling Trump’s tariffs, a structural downturn in global shipping, and the small issue of being down 19% on the year. Toss in a digital division that may or may not have been juicing its metrics, and you start to understand why investors are double-checking their portfolios. 

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From a governance lens, this rare example of a  company actually policing its own digital fairy tales… could be a good thing. Especially when you compare that to other companies that haven’t (*cough* Super Micro *cough*). You can’t just slap “AI-powered” on a shipping label and call it transformation anymore. At some point, the math has to add up. Which is why now, CEO Raj Subramaniam, is taking direct oversight of Dataworks, which is either a bold move or a sign that no one else wanted the keys to that particular car. 

Regardless, this is an operational drag. If FedEx slows down digital spending to audit every internal dashboard, they risk falling behind actual disruptors with cleaner code and less corporate cholesterol. But if they don’t tighten the reins, they could end up with another vision deck that quietly disappears before earnings season. Meaning, investors should watch this like a hawk, while asking big questions such as: Does FedEx finally cough up hard numbers on Dataworks revenue? Do automation projects keep pace? Does the talent drain begin now that the digital air cover is gone? And can they explain any of this without vomiting buzzword salads? 

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In the end, FedEx is now trying to run two companies at once… one that moves boxes, and one that sells the illusion of omniscient logistics magic. This week, the mask slipped. Whether it’s a governance win or a momentum-killer depends on whether they replace vaporware with verified results. So until we get more details on the matter, this is a sit on your hands moment. At least from my perspective. Of course, things could change but for now, place your bets accordingly and keep your head on the swivel. Until next time, friends…

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