Dr. Trump Prescribes Copium… Silver Timetravels to 1980… Grindr Gets Wifed Up?

“Last night took a L, but tonight I’ll bounce back…”

That Big Sean lyric was basically the soundtrack on Wall Street today… blaring from every trading desk and basement portfolio with one lonely share of Amazon. After Friday’s $2 trillion bloodbath… the kind that gave everyone flashbacks to Liberation Day (aka when the only thing liberated was our profits)... the market came out Monday ready to throw hands. The Dow marched 621 points higher (1.4%), the S&P 500 climbed 1.6%, and the Nasdaq popped 2.3% as everyone bit Trump’s bait and said, “You know what? Maybe Trump’s right… maybe it will all be fine.”

The sudden cope came after Trump hopped on Truth Social over the weekend to assure everyone the trade war with China wasn’t turning into an actual war. “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment,” he wrote… which, to be clear, is not an official foreign policy statement, but might as well be at this point.

Vice President JD Vance doubled down on Fox News, saying the U.S. would negotiate “if Beijing is reasonable,” which roughly translates to: We’re gonna talk about it after we’ve both cooled off and deleted a few tweets.

Naturally, tech stonks led the comeback. Broadcom soared 10% after making things official with OpenAI (congrats on going Facebook official), while Nvidia and AMD added about 3% and 1%, respectively.

But the real main character was silver… which just broke through $50 an ounce for the first time since 1980 (the year that AC/DC released Back in Black). Traders are literally shipping bars across the Atlantic to exploit a price gap between London and New York. When you’ve got hedge fund bros checking their luggage for 1,000-ounce bricks of metal, you know things are getting freaky. 

And speaking of wild moves… Grindr shares jumped 11% after reports the dating app might go private in a $3 billion buyout led by Fortress Investment Group. Wall Street’s favorite hookup app might finally settle down.

Meanwhile, Powell’s set to speak tomorrow, inflation data’s delayed thanks to the government shutdown, and earnings season kicks off with JPMorgan, Goldman, and Citi stepping into the ring.

For now, though, Big Sean’s words ring true, last week took an L… but tonight? Wall Street bounced back. 

As for our Stock Prophet Watchlist… as the great Heisenberg once famously said, “someone cooked here.”

Seriously. After our alert on STI at 7:04 a.m. EST, the stock ripped 154%, while our GWH alert from the other day kept running… hitting a 466% multi-day move. And NDRA? That one popped 42% after we called it at 8:07 a.m. EST.

This is exactly why we stay patient and let the market come to us.

See you bright and early tomorrow… and remember, this kind of heat only happens on the Stocks.News app.

If you read all of this, congrats for having a 10 second attention span (better than me). As always, here’s our heatmap for today.

At the time of publishing this article, Stocks.News holds positions in Amazon and Meta as mentioned in the article.